World Energy Sanctions: "SUDAN"
The US has been sanctioning so many countries that the rest of the world just might think we are a bunch of sanctimonious hypocrites.
Sanctions? What sanctions? Oh, all those sanctions?
Well, they really are just symbolical, because, see, the sulettees of Halliburton and GE and a bunch of very important oil companies, ah, they still are generating monay that generates big help in our crusaded fight against evildoers.